Sunday, 20 December 2009

You Know You're an Animator When...


You think about the how many frames it would take to animate when you see your friends walking

A bouncing ball is much more complicated than it looks

Besides the 'compelling storylines' anime really does suck

MAYA is not just the name of a girl you know

Same goes for BRYCE

When teachers draw stick figures you doubt their teaching ability...

When you are used to hearing gasps when you tell people exactly how long it took you to animate 'those 15 seconds'

Disney is a building full of gods

You know who Glen Keane, Andreas Deja, Ub Iwerks, and Bill Plympton are

Paper dominates everything else in your room

You are always think of new things to animate, even while animating something else

Drawing 200 drawings in one night is not that uncommon for you

Hearing the word 'Modeling' does not make you think of photographing advertisements

Hearing "Flash" has no sexual connotation

Hidden Mickeys are everywhere

You know exactly why the Disney sequels suck

You know what PSD, MOV, AVI, and AEP files are

Tarzan is the greatest musculature ever

Not going to sleep all night is not unusual

You hate X-sheets, but you know if you don't use them, it will all fall apart

Damn $500 hole punches

You can see the color change in Ratigans Cape (Great Mouse Detective) as he moves and changes layers

Flash really is a bitch

You can easily convince people to let you draw them (they ask me)

People act like your career choice is awesome, but you know they are thinking "Where the hell is the money in animation"

You can find the 'soul' in Sully's eyes... but Polar Express looks like a scene from 'The Exorcist'

You never want to hear how many individual hairs were rendered in Sully fur, or feathers on Chicken Little... ever again

CGI is not as easy as people make it sound

Neither is timing out the damn lip sync

There is no greater joy than watching what you just drew nonstop for a month come to life

Someone asks you what you thought of an animated film and you comment on the animation techinques

You watch Fantasia especially for Night On Bald Mountain and think wish I could animate like Bill Tytla

You skip the Night On Bald Mountain because you are just jaw droppingly shocked at how much detail has gone into and how well animated the whole thing is.

You think Fantasia is one of the best animated films ever despite your friends moaning that it has a soundtrack of classical music

You watch a cartoon on TV and start noticing repeated frames or backgrounds with ease.

You know that Tim Burton started as an animator for The Fox And The Hound

You know that Tim Burton worked on The Black Cauldron

You know that Vincent was Tim Burton's first success at stop motion.

You know Tim Burton did not direct Nightmare Before Christmas .... OR....Coraline.

You know that Don Bluth walked out (with over 30 other members of staff)halfway through The Fox and The Hound.

You refuse to watch any movies by Don Bluth because face it... they are awful. (not all of them, but most DO suck)

-You want Tim Curry or Jim Cummings to voice a villain in a film of yours because they are just brilliant.

-You demand to know why Basil of Baker Street : The Great Mouse Detective is such an under appreciated film. Also Vincent Price makes a brilliant villain.

You want to cry when you hear the words from your tutor ''it's good but if you re do this bit'' with the knowledge that you have just drawn, fine lined,scanned,colored and edited together at least a minute's rough cut.

You say you do animation and your friends who don't do it say ''are you mad? how can you stand drawing that much?''

You try to be sneaky in using repeated frames and hope nobody notices...

You spend a lot of time listening to music while coming up with concept art or waiting for rendering

Someone (from outside the knowledge of animation) looks at your work and goes''is that it?'' despite the fact you have just been spending at least 7 hrs a day for 15 weeks working on it and you feel the sudden urge to thump them.

You have practically no social life when animating during crunch time.

Looney Tunes not only make you laugh but the artwork and animation is draw you back to watch again and again

Anything.... literally anything... can happen 





Found this on facebook :)




In a few days I'm getting a brand new computer with enough Ram to kick animation ass! I bought Toon Boom 5 and its sitting here waiting to be installed on the new computer. I'm stoked, absolutely stoked. This Laptop is great for casual use but for what i want to do its really impossible!


I'm so excited for Toonboom 5 HAHA :D 

8 comments:

  1. -You can find the 'soul' in Sully's eyes... but Polar Express looks like a scene from 'The Exorcist' -- Damn straight

    -You want Tim Curry or Jim Cummings to voice a villain in a film of yours because they are just brilliant. -- Hell yes

    -You demand to know why The Great Mouse Detective is such an under appreciated film. -- I always loved it, and then suddenly keep finding it slammed everywhere.. so confused.

    -Looney Tunes not only make you laugh but the artwork and animation is draw you back to watch again and again -- Yes. Yes. YES! And from the writer's point of view, I'd also through in the incredibly clever, educated, classically-referencing dialogue. Damn those guys knew what they were doing without detracting from the funny. Plus having the Warner Bros orchestra sitting around whenever you need them is pretty awesome.

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  2. I love the looney tunes (ww2) propoganda films too! They're so fucking crass! they werent keeping any friends after those films ROFL. Disneys propoganda films are tame most of the time in comparison!

    Man, animation is awesome!

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  3. Ahaha I haven't seen the animated Polar Express, but I know EXACTLY what you're talking about just from what I have seen from it. I'm totally looking forward to seeing Sully in Avatar tonight:3

    I'm just an animator wannabe. I DO think about what it'd take to animate friends who are just walking around and an animated ball, but I've never tried doing it. I did know about Coraline and Nightmare Before Christmas, but not about Tim Burton's work on The Fox and the Hound! WTF that's just so different for him XD

    I've not seen The Great Mouse Detective in years! I must go find it now. Didn't realize it was Vincent Price. I friggin love that guy.

    Hope you have fun with the new computer and ToonBoom! I just got Windows 7 64-bit on my computer for my birthday so I can FINALLY use all this beautiful RAM on here *_*

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  4. THe mouse detective is one of my absolute favourites! Terribly underrated!

    I think the sully in this might be referring to Sully from Monsters Inc. because the next question is about his fur.
    I havent seen avatar, next chance I get I'm going to go see Princess and the frog :D

    OHHH When i get my computer I'm getting one with vista and a free windows 7 upgrade because they're cheaper :p

    Are you loving windows 7? my play time with it is limited to instore demos but it seems fucking RAD :D

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  5. aaah the blue furred Sully! Lol it's confusing since Sully (Sulley?) in Avatar also has blue fur. XD

    And yup I'm loving Windows 7! There've been some minor problems with compatibility and some of my inventory software, but other than that, it's great that I've been able to utilize the full power of this machine. Now if other developers would just catch up and start making things more 64-bit friendly! I know at least the main art programs are blessedly cmopatible with 64-bit.

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  6. Compatibility is my biggest fear. I got Toon boom 5 while it was 60% off (with go green discount) because it was compatible with vista AND 7, but I'm pretty concerned about my Photoshop CS3. (i'm googling people seem confident that it works)
    What kind of inventory software do you have? YOU'VE MADE ME CURIOUS!

    I'm really excited. mum got her Windows 7 upgrade in the mail today so I'm going to install it for her before we head out for christmas so i cna see how to do it for mine:)

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  7. Photoshop CS4 is compatible with 64-bit, but I'm not sure about CS3. I've got a program called Desktop Seller which is exclusively programmed to work with my Amazon shop. Unfortunately, I'm doomed to using Excel sheets till they come up with their option that will replace Desktop Seller and be compatible with 64-bit :/ Programs really need to catch up with the times, dangit!

    And randomly, the bubbles screensaver in PS is the shiznit XD

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  8. Oh amazon!
    cool,
    we use our shop as our inventory keeper since we can setup how many we have in stock.
    Gotta get all my original paintings up there in the shop.

    I love the bubbles!

    I dont know if I'm going 64 bit or not, but we'll see!

    well taking of for christmas without my laptop! merry christmas!!

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